| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Dark Heather, Dark Chocolate, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Abstinence Is 99.99 Effective Funny Shirt
Price range: 24,99 € through 29,99 €
🌟👶 THE ULTIMATE ANTI-CONTRACEPTION CONTRADICTION!
Bring a heavily sarcastic dose of biology and history to your wardrobe with this hilariously edgy adult humor t-shirt. Featuring a classic, retro-style illustration of the Nativity scene with Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus in the manger, the design is framed by the ultimate deadpan punchline: “ABSTINENCE IS 99.99% EFFECTIVE.” Perfect for skeptics, science lovers, and anyone who appreciates raw, unfiltered historical irony.
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| SIZE | WIDTH (imperial) | LENGTH (imperial) | WIDTH (metric) | LENGHT(metric) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.1'' | 28.0'' | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 20.1'' | 29.1'' | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 22.0'' | 29.9'' | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 24.0'' | 31.1'' | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26.0'' | 31.9'' | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28.0'' | 33.5'' | 71 cm | 85 cm |
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